To late

You missed it. The turkey rush is over and now Wright's is closed for Thanksgiving. My uncle made over 200 turkeys last week and yesterday we unloaded those suckers. There was only one person who ordered a turkey and didn't pick it up. Everyone has been warning me about the stresses of this day but honestly, I loved it. Maybe it would have been worse if they didn't have everything so well organized.There were so many people there, in front of the counter AND behind it. Boredom got pushed, kicked and shoved to the back of the line and by the time the line died down, we had locked the doors. Such a good day! It was maybe less wonderful for one poor soul who had gone through the drive thru and had driven his car over this really steep curb next to the drive thru. Apparently some people think it is a lot shallower than it really is. Well, eventually a tow truck came. And someone had to pay for it. I come from a very generous family; and even when they don't have much to give, they always give as much as they can (sometimes entirely too much to people who really don't deserve it). But my uncle decided to pay for this mans service... in Jambalaya. That's right. Instead of a tow truck fee, that man's car was towed out of that spot by the power of a greasy gallon of Dirty Rice. Only in Vidor...
Only in Vidor....
1. can a man drive through the Tobacco store drive thru on his lawn mower.
2. can someone go through a drive thru on their electric wheelchair (which they have been driving all over the street) with a child on their lap to boot.
3. can a guy feel even somewhat comfortable wearing a pro KKK t-shirt in public. (That guy should have had that shirt ripped from his back. Idiot. He wouldn't have felt comfortable if he had known what I was thinking)
4. would someone have to look at their genealogy records before going on a date because chances are good that they are about to date their cousin.

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